I'm moving, thus I am packing, thus I am dog ass tired.
I am $189 closer to becoming part of the PSP Owners mailing list at work.
I am getting my hair cut at a professional salon soon for the first time in 15 years.
I have my E3 plane tickets, my E3 badge and my E3 hotel reservations in hand and I am waiting patiently for mid-May.
I needed a nail file today. I went to the Sally's Beauty Supply next door to the joint we went to lunch. The three guys I was with followed me throughout the store. It was funny...and weird.
I also bought some curly hair spray stuff that states, "Boost that bounce, without the sticky stuff."
I have a new puppy dog. His name is Bob. B-O-B. Bob.
Yay for backward compatibility!
Hey, what did you expect from this entry? It is titled "Random Bullshit". You shouldn't have high expectations for such things ;)
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Well, things have been going better than I ever expected. So far we have received several generous donations. Thank you all for your support!
Even though the online donation portal is preferred, you may also donate in person. If you see me walking by and feel the need to toss a dollar or two in my general direction, it will be greatly appreciated. However, I must insist you not ?cross the line? and expect to place said cash between the Lovlies. Its just not gonna happen, alright? Nor will I become your Prank Monkey like Homer did for Mr. Burns. I may be shameless, but not that shameless!
Moving right along?
Thanks again and remember the words of Princess Fix IT of Manatumbawwawwa:
pls hlp bring psp send psp pls thx.
I woke up this morning, grabbed a nice cup of strong coffee and settled in the living room to watch a lil Saturday morning TV.
I like game shows; most especially, it is always an interesting experience watching game shows from the 60?s, 70?s and 80?s. When I first started watching these shows, I noticed almost all the women were either teachers or housewives. This was shocking to a woman my age considering that is not the norm anymore. All the same, I understood how times have changed and would simply go on about my game show watching taking a slight mental note of the regularity of this career trend. This morning was different altogether. I was watching a game called Card Sharks. Contestants are asked a series of poll questions and asked to guess how many answered one way or another for each question. One of the questions on this particular show (dating late 70?s early 80?s) was the following:
?Out of 100 men polled, how many have been so angry with their wives, they would bend them over their knee and give them a spanking??
Excuse me?
The female contestant proceeded to giggle uncontrollably and state this spanking could lead to ?better things?. Better things? Are you fucking kidding me? How could a man bending his wife over his knee out of anger lead to better things? Unless that better thing is a big fat divorce or a shot to the gut to her ever so enlightened husband, I think they are seriously mistaken.
You wanna be spanked? Go ahead, have fun, enjoy yourself until you?re in bright red ass bliss! But this was NOT a sexual question people! The question plainly stated this act was done in anger, not foreplay.
At this point, I quickly thanked my Mom, my Grandma, my Mother in Law and every other strong woman I know that had to put up with this bullshit. I thanked every woman that fought for my rights to work, feel, think, speak and fuck whatever I wanted. I thanked my husband for TiVoing Sisters of ?77 and exposing me to something I never knew about. I thanked you all for making questions and actions such as the above shocking and unacceptable rather than entertaining and typical. We are fortunately in a different world now; one we may even take for granted given the struggles of the past. It sometimes takes moments like this to remind us of that fact.
In case you?re curious, out of the 100 men polled, 14 had performed such actions on their wives. The amount may seem small to you, but for those 14 women, I bet they would disagree.
I was thinking about having a Celebrity Golf Tourney, but I don?t know any famous people. I considered a Bake Sale or even a Lemonade Stand, but I?m too old for that. I considered holding a Bachelor Auction but none of my buddies were quite up for pimping themselves. How exactly does one ask, nay beg, for funds? This task is tough, even when you?re asking for a genuine, worthy cause, let alone for pure entertainment value. I must admit, this was not originally my idea. That credit goes to The Farm Boy and The Brain. That?s right, I?m asking you for some of your hard earned shiny red pennies. If I were sending out emails you should rightfully delete upon receipt, they would state the following:
From: Princess Fix IT
To: You (riddled with fake headers)
Subject: ASSISTANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Helo. i am Princess Fix IT of Manatumbawwawwa, and i beg pls for your help in this grave situation. I need psp. Sony need give psp.Sick wih out psp pls get psp help. Pls i cannot handle things alone at least we will need the assistance of people so that we can try our best in order to make sure things are going on well.pls any amount you feel is convinient for you pls do pay no amount is too small.Pls we take thru paypal. Pls click link to doughnate to psp getting. Get psp and all will b write.
thanks yuo
Over the last few weeks, many, including several of you dear readers, have insisted a PSP is essential to not only my personal happiness, but to the fate of the Heavens and our humble Earth. The ads on the sides of buses scream out to me, commercials beckon me and even my TiVo insist I own a PSP and that my life will be better for it. Wanna call me shameless and immature?go right ahead, but save your comments for after you donate to The Cause.