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Please Entertain Me

I'm dead set against boring you with various mindless facts about myself since I have nothing constructive to say...

Astros...yay!
Fantasy football: 4-1 sucka!
I miss Texas thunderstorms.
I drink a lot of water.
I love dry humor.
The existence of porn and\or hookers in your life is nothing to be ashamed about.
Thus, I pee a lot.
I'm a firm believer that all men should have facial hair.
I miss Texas BBQ.
I love Knock Knock and blonde jokes.
If you're walking next to me and there is a water puddle nearby....I will jump in it and splash you.
I can dish it.
My Mom and Dad are the most patient and forgiving people...EVER.
I get very embarrassed when people stare at me.
I can't take it.
I love to laugh.
I've made some incredibly poor decisions in my life.
I shift the contents of my bra like men shift the contents of their pants.
I have incredibly bad timing.
I love emeralds.
I do get offended.
I always had a crush on the geeky boy in school.
Meat, corn and some form of cheesy potato is my specialty.
I like more people than I let on.
I've made some surprisingly wise decisions in my life.
I love my job.
Sometimes I will watch Red Sox games on MLB Extra Innings just to listen to those thick Boston accents.
I leave wet towels on the floor.
I have too much bra content.
I don't like pretty boys.
I love daisies.
At times I'm more brash than I should be and sometimes not brash enough.
My TV is almost always on.
I own entirely too much lipstick.
I can't go into a Best Buy with a budget in mind.
I'm a High School dropout that still owes money to the government for college loans.
I'm busy.
I have to read before I can fall asleep.
I hate the movie ?The Pledge?
Yes, I am capable of blushing.
I root for the underdog.
I will either have no kids or ten.
My brother and I are complete opposites.
I want a house, if only to tinker with it.
Sometimes I fuck up.
I miss riding on motorcycles.
I don't own a watch.
I'm incredibly non photogenic.
We don't know each nearly as well as we should.
For Eyes commercials crack me up.
I smoke entirely too much.
I like to swim.
Sometimes I get it right.
I'm bored.

Comments

I'm 27 and act like I am 7 or 60, never my age.

Yes you do, but that's what makes life fun. ;)

princess, everyone of those things you listed just reminds me why i love you thanks for being an AWESOME WONDERFUL TERRIFIC AND A VERY TRUE REAL FRIEND YOU ROCK
I HATE PUNCTUATION
I LOVE ALL CAPS

Why did you quit??? Did you run out of time?? I know there are lots more......
My favorite: Procrastinator!!!!!!

Too much bra content? I don't think so! And "The Pledge" was good! You know it; you just can't admit it.

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