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Words For The White Guy

Hang in there, man. Since comments were turned off, I thought I would add mine here. So here are some tired ass clich?s to help you along...

What doesn?t kill you only makes you stronger.

It wouldn?t be any fun if life were easy.

Hang in there, baby! (Ya see there?s a lil picture of this kitty hanging from a tree. It?s hangin see? It's hanging in there! See? See?)

A weird thing about humans is we work till we're sick to get a fortune, then pay a fortune to get well again.

One step at a time.

A 'wish' changes nothing. A 'decision' changes everything!

God willing and the creek don't rise.

There?s a light at the end of the tunnel.

Rome was not built in one day.

If all else fails, manipulate the data.

Shoot for the moon!

It's raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock.

All in due time.

You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube.

David versus Goliath.

Behind the clouds, the sun is shining.

Tomorrow is another day.

And finally?

This too, shall pass.

Feel free to add your own, dear reader.

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Livin' the Dream!

throw OhShit();

Stay out of the trees

There's NO FREE LUNCH!

****PISSING LIKE A COW ON A FLAT ROCK???????*****
THIS MY DEAR PRINCESS IS ONE OF THE MANY REASONS I LOVE YOU. AND IF NO ONE HAS TOLD YOU LATELY...YOU ROCK...AND FINALLY..YES I AM AT WORK

OK SO I DIDNT TYPE THE QUOTE CORRECTLY INTO MY LAST MESSAGE...BUT I STLL HAVE NEVER HEARD RAINING LIKE A COW PISSING ON A FLAT ROCK!

try
{
Again();
}
catch(OhShit e)
{
isDirty=true;
}

Geek and proud of it!

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