Princess Fix IT

I stumbled across this in the latest Dodge Owner?s Magazine. Oh-my-precious! I wonder if it comes in a quad-cab. I think that truck paired with the Jesse James rims I so desperately desire would equal unequivocal bad ass class. Smooth.

A few things on the job front?I?ve decided to extend my stay in Video Game Land and not pick up shop elsewhere. I figure with The Network Super Cop Guy, Huggie and The Farm Boy around, I can get quite the education. I?ll run into people like The P no matter where I wander, so I might as well shut the fuck up and keep on keepin? on. I?ve had a few extra duties as of late that I find rather challenging and that certainly helps keep the peace. Ah, who the hell am I kidding? This is just the calm before the next storm, right? Well, either way, I?ll deal with it the best I can.

Still undefeated in the "Humiliate the Programmer Boys" Fantasy Football season. 7-0. This weekend's matchup looks promising for win number 8. I can't be stopped!

Quick Tip: Check the ?TO? box before you click ?SEND? to offer the entertainment of something even remotely offensive to your fellow co-workers. Chances are, multiple people have the same last name where you work and don?t forget that Outlook loves to auto-complete. There is no need for some unsuspecting person to be not so kindly reminded what type of 'funny boys' they are surrounded with on a daily basis. So try not to spread the joy that is the bestiality porn you find so fabulous. Understood?