Princess Fix IT: Who Doesn't Love Porn Clerk Stories?

I created a Summer Reading List for myself this year. I missed out on a lot of that back in school and TV has really taken over my life, so I figured what the hell.

I'm still stuck running the races with Seabiscuit. I think it's because I have seen so many documentries on this particular All-American saga, that I'm just not motivated to get through those last 50 pages.
The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay patiently awaits my attention off on my bedside table, Red Hat Linux for Dummies is a nightly scan through and the Harry Potter series is soon to follow, but tonight I am absolutely entranced with True Porn Clerk Stories.

I figure I'm late on this particular morsel of blog reading, but hot damn, it sure brings me back. I worked in a porn store from the ages of 18-20. It wasn't totally porn, but it might as well have been, as Texas has laws that you must have a certain amount of mainstream flicks to offset the dirty delectables. Certainly two of my better years. Kid in a candy store comes nowhere near the appropriate analogy, more like an 18 year old in a porn store. Peppermint sticks and Pop-Rocks had nothin on this place!

I'm currently on page two of this read and it just gets better with each entry. I hate to be trite, but I'm going to...these entries are like a porn clerk's Bible. So many times had I experienced the same situations as this particular clerk. It brings back both fun and disturbing thoughts to my days of old (as my days of old often do). Give it a looksee, read a bit, laugh, cry, whatever and then go rent a juicy porn. Be nice to the clerk though, you never know what stories they will share about YOU!